when ur horoscope premonitions come true again, 76x102cm / 30×40” acrylic on cradled wood panel, 2025

Lately you’ve been experiencing a lot of anxiety. Judgemental wiener dogs in tiny sweaters seem to appear wherever you go. You’re the superstitious sort, so you turn to your horoscope for guidance. It promised nothing could go wrong unless pigs flew.

Then this vase appeared. Ancient Greek vases were originally used to depict mythological scenes filled with tales of morality & warning for contemporary society. However, the violence usually celebrated in mythologies doesn’t seem to be flying with the pigs here. You don’t believe in coincidences.

So you ate the apple. One bite from each (just to be sure you got the smart one). Waste wasn’t a concern for you. Knowledge of everything was everything. But it doesn’t seem to be working. Or not working the way you hoped. Anxiety sets in again.